Vanilla Sex - NOFX

Don’t ever take away from me my pornography

Obviously we don’t agree on what’s obscene

I have the right to choose what I

Want to see and read

Don’t even try to take away from me

My right to privacy because what I

Do is no one business but me

So stay in your missionary position

I hope that you got bored to death

There’s no way I’m going thru life

Having vanilla sex

The governments trying to get in

Your bedroom you better lock your

Door and close your shades because

There could be someone watching you today

Why do you try to make things illegal?

Why do we have to be 21?

You’re so afraid that people are having

Too much fun

Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?

Why do you want to know how I screw?

It seems to me you’ve got nothing better

To do