Sid and Nancy - NOFX

Just like the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe

The Reagans had a secret the public couldn’t know

At Winterland his wife was wankin' a kid

And he couldn’t let anyone know what she did

The voters couldn’t know about Nancy and Sid

I’m sorry dear but this is how it’s gotta be

You gotta kill the groupie and frame the junkie

No one cares about Nancy Spungen

And Sid will be on Rikers in the dungeon

If you wanna be the first lady, you gotta get rid of Sid

And make it look like an OD

Hinckley didn’t do it for Jodie Foster

He was a Pistols fan and a punk rocker

He wanted revenge on the First Lady

But instead he shot Reagan and James Brady

Everybody knows what Mrs. Reagan did…

Sid never killed Nancy

Nancy killed Sid

Now we all know what Nancy did

She stabbed the groupie and blamed it on Sid