Pimps And Hookers - NOFX

Give it up for working stiffs

And those who sell their bodies, time and future

The popular people

Who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization

Let’s give a cheer for androids

Robot servants and their masters

Blind leading the blind

And slavery is freedom

Starts to resound, everyone knew Madison

She came to Hollywood a couple buttons short

Couldn’t keep her story straight, she had a drawer

Full of poisons, punctures, pictures of victims

Of course someone asks

Are they still victims if they never realize it?

Go ask a PA miner breathing blackness

Smoking 3-pack Camels

Loyal Americans who love their collar colored for 40 hours

A spade is still a spade, a collar is still a collar

Whether it be blue or white, it’s still around your neck

The silk leash nice and tight, your wife helped pick it out

The irony is that you worked 3 hours for it

And you wish you could ignore it

You’re a hooker, start to realize its true

They sniff their coke, you huff your glue

Pimps and prostitutes, businessmen in monkey suits

On their knees licking corporate boots

Suckin' up, jumping through hoops

Pimps and Wall Street hoes

Work the street in business clothes

Blowjobs, rimming, sucking cock

They’re getting laid while you’re getting laid off