Pharmacist's Daughter - NOFX

Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate

I tell her dad don’t worry sir we won’t stay out late

I’m in love with her, the pharmacist’s daughter

She’s got my love, I get her drugs

Waking up in the afternoon can’t wait to see her

Bringing in some colonopin, I’m huffing ether

She’s the one for me, without personality, I still want to see her every day

We got a date and I can’t wait to see my baby

If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me She’s so beautiful she keeps my prescriptions full

She’s got my love I get her drugs

Looks like I’ve gone and bought the pharmacy