New Boobs - NOFX

Something is lacking, I’m not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36D

I’m not receiving enough affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust out of my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can’t find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be

Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

Is painless and quick?

Local anesthetic

I know what I want!

Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

Wherever I go, but I still don’t know

The reason why I can’t find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door

I can’t take anymore!

New boobs- jugs

New boobs- jugs

New boobs- jugs

New boobs- jugs

(My Darling, I love you

And you know my love is true

But, sweetheart, something’s come between us

And those new boobs just aren’t you)