Monosyllabic Girl - NOFX

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark

I take her to the planetarium, she says dark

I take her to the seaside

where she likes to spin and twirl

She says sure and cool and yeah

She’s my Monosylabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh

I take her to our anniversary, she says one

I take her to the jewelry store

I say diamonds, she says pearl

Oh everyone knows I’m in love

with a Monosylabic girl