I Gotta Pee - NOFX

We were drinkingwith Puck

He drank a fifth of Grappa

He told me that he loved me And then he kicked me in the chest

Reap upon with David

Lies sitting on heartache

The chances of us winning

Are about 1 in 16

He talked about the old days

Allegiance that are many

Across from us guys are sitting

From g’d up motherfuckers

And how it was

Totally fucked

We were drinking at the front end

With 2000 dirty squatters

We didn’t want to fight them

So instead they beat each other up Cuz squatters don’t have money

But at least they don’t have showers

So when they’re drinking their own piss

We didn’t think much of it The moral of this story

Don’t use your better judgment

Cause what good is an evening

If you can’t even remember

Just how it was

Totally fucked