D.M.V. - No Use For A Name

You’re feeling really good and smart

You passed your test with a high score of 93

But it doesn’t really matter cause you smashed your car

Time to return to the DMV.

Parking tickets, too much money, fifty dollar fines

Sweaty people, last one in a fifty mile line

Make an appointment now if you can’t drive

it’s time you learn

Just get in the back of the line

What do you get, what do I get, what do we get?

Nothing in return

We make better drivers and make sure the roads are safe

Then how come kids are dying in car accidents everyday?

We have the best facilities for learning satisfaction

First they took my license and then my registration

Can’t stop getting tickets

don’t have the time or money man

Now they’re gonna impound my car!

DMV…