Salad - No Small Children

Out to eat, have some fun

We all sit down and the waiter comes

He talks kinda funny, where’s he from

He brings a basket of butter and buns

I want a burger, I want some fries

But I know I can’t have it, 'cause I have big thighs

Gotta be like this 'til the day I die

'Til the day I die

'Til the day I die

I’ll just have salad til the day I die

Party in the bathroom with the other girls

'Cause that’s how we roll in the female world

Gotta balance on your toes when it’s time to go

'Cause you don’t want crabs, everybody know that

Return to the table now

Everybody’s happy with their meal they chow

Except for me

'Cause I watchin' what I eat

Like a rabbit, like a rabbit

Like a fuckin' rabbit