Umbrella - Nits

'One hour cleaning'

That’s what they say

But they kept my raincoat

For more than a day

One hour shower

I’m soaking wet between

The wellingtons we met

You should see the neigbours and family

When I bring that sweetheart home (with me)

To (for tea)

Day (can see)

That I’m in love with umbrella

And I wish I could tell her

That I’m not like other fellows

'Cos I’m in love with umbrella

I’m not really interested

In a pretty parasol

For our love would not have lasted

In the rain and fall