First Date - Ninja Sex Party

Hey pretty lady, you’re looking real fine

This is our first date: I’m not like other guys

I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life

So let’s get naughty and break a couple rules tonight!

Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know

Then run on private property and hold each other close

Beneath the moonlight, I’ve got a fun idea

Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear

Let’s steal a car tonight!

Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise

Let’s steal a motherfucking car tonight!

We’re young and in love—so let’s commit some crimes

(Hey, I like you!)

I got you flowers, let’s get some coffee

Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family

We can hold hands, then you can watch me

Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary!

Let’s steal some art tonight!

What’s a few Picassos when you’re on a sexy date heist?

Let’s steal some precious fucking art tonight!

We’re young and in love—we're crossing state lines

Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional: go for a walk,

watch a movie.

Actually, there’s a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical

gardens!

Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week.

He loved it.

Wait, you know what?

Fuck it!

Let’s kill some guy tonight!

We’re holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight

Let’s take a motherfucking life tonight!

We’re young and alive—which I can’t say for that guy

Yeah!

Let’s kill five guys tonight!

Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by

Let’s kill ten guys tonight!

(You know what? First date: let’s pump the brakes on the murders)

Let’s kill five guys tonight!

I’ll take you back to your place and we’ll craft the perfect alibi

Man we had fun tonight!

We’re young and in love, and you can call me anytime!

(Time…)

Good first date!

Wanna do it again next wee—no?

Oh, alright