Pig in Shit - Nightstick

Flash a million dollar smile

Begin to speak and all the while

Your actions say you’re filled with rage

You’re counting lives like coins backstage

Oh, you’re happy as a pig in shit

Oh, you’re happy as a pig in shit

Oh, you’re happy as a pig in shit

A pig in shit!

But really you’ve a grand design

Of mudslinging to undermine

Opinions of any of those

Potential foes who might oppose

The master plan.

We must preserve

The privileges which we deserve

American prosperity

Forever for posterity

Thick as thieves, sly as a fox

Right as rain and hard as rock

Colder than a witch’s tit

Happy as a pig in shit!