Modern Morons - Night Birds

Gold standard in stupidity

Modern morons, modern morons

No one’s known less in history

Modern morons, modern morons

Went to the moon nigh every year

Modern morons, modern morons

Now we’re scrounging change for beer

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Home of the baked, land of the freaks

God bless our idiocracy

Sliced up faces made to please

Juiced on 'roids

A nation of grotesqueries

Drooling on our shirts

We’re so cool it hurts

We elect whores who should be shot

Modern morons, modern morons

Watch TV with no fucking plot

Modern morons, modern morons

And if we thought it’d get us higher

Modern morons, modern morons

We’d light the goddamn books on fire

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Sugar salt fat tits fuck now

The right to consume the only sacred cow

Tan lines from where you’re dunce cap’s been

It’s the new bold crossed-eyed American dream

It’s the LCD, so good for you and me

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons

Modern morons, modern morons