Funky Fishlegs - Nicolay Ramm

When you look at the world

What do you see?

You see war

You see crime

You see monstrosity

But there’s a light in all the misery

Let me introduce you to cross-country

Feelin' fine

Got my two skis on and I’m ready to hit the track

Listen up, people of the world

This is funky cross-country

Let’s begin

Speed, flow double-take with back-kick

I’ve got a rythm and I’m 20k away from home

I’ve done 45 already and I’m lovin' it all alone

There’s nothing like a trip in the wild, in the cold

Far away from everyone you know

Peel an orange with your fingers

Have a quick lunch in the snow

And it all seems great until you realize

That the sport you’re dreaming of has its flaws

But I LOVE FISHLEGS!

Lovin' the moves

Lovin' the flow

Lovin' the feeling

It’s quite appealing

FUNKY FISHLEGS

Sharpen the knees

Crossing the heels

Feeling good

Feeling like the best guy ever

Hey fellas!

Yeah!

What have you smeard with today?

BLUE EXTRA!

Mmmm yeah nothing like freezing

I’m freakin' cold and my gloves are condom thin

Can’t really feel my fingers

I might as well amputate them

I’ve got a little bit of klister on

And then a layer of wax

It’s sticky to the clothes

Its sticky to the face

Oh boy it’s time to relax

And it feels so good going up and down

Mostly up, up, up until

It’s time to do the funky-funky!

DO THE FISHLEGS

Low in the hips, wippin' the tips, jiggle the booty

It won’t make you moody

FUNKY FISHLEGS

Everyone knows to put the poles on the side

Otherwise you faceplant, brother!

I LOVE FISHLEGS

Never too steep, digging real deep

Worki' the body

Yeah really work the body

FUNKY FISHLEGS

Nothing has never ever felt like this before

Feelin' like a million kroners baby, baby

DO THE FISHLEGS

Fulfill your wishes

Get the bitches

YOU GET ALL THE BITCHES

Go to talkshows

Make your own clothes

Overprice them

FUCKIN' OVERPRICE them

Go to parliament

Meet Siv Jensen

Take her dayjob!

I LOVE FISHLEGS

Splashin' the cash

Getting a rash

Swimming in money

So much money

FUNKY FISHLEGS

Lovin' the power

Building a tower

Looking good

Looking like the best guy ever

I LOVE FISHLEGS

Lovin' the moves

Lovin' the flow

Lovin' the feeling

It’s quite appealing

FUNKY FISHLEGS

Sharpen the knees, crossing the heels

Feeling good

Feeling like the best guy ever