Mr Plain - Nick Heyward

Hello there, Mr. Laundry Man

You know you sweep, you love

But you got to face up to the fact

That you’re just a bag of nerves

Your house is just a normal house

Your name is just as plain

Hey, Mr. Life

Where’s your life?

Hey, Mr. Plain

All in a daze

Hey, Mr. Plain, you’ve changed your name

Into some ordinary very varied life

You think your wife is made for life

You do the best for her

But still you don’t know who he was

The man who came to share

Your flash Formica plastic mac

And almost classic stare

Hey, Mr. Life

Where’s your life?

Hey, Mr. Plain

All in a daze

Hey, Mr. Plain, you’ve changed your name

Into some almost very varied

Mr. Life, Mr. Life

Hey, Mr. Plain

You’ve changed your name into some

Almost very, very varied life

Show me, just show me

Mr. Life

Where’s your life?

Hey, Mr. Plain

You need a change

Hey, Mr. Plain, you’ve changed your name

Into some almost very varied

Mr. Life, I missed a life

Hey, Mr. Plain, you’ve changed your name

Into some very, very, very, very, very, very life

Mr. Life

Hey, Mr. Plain