Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You - New Radicals

Whoo hoo

Ow!

Ah, ha.

Ah, ha.

Meet a girl I met Carolina

Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls

She broke her hips when she was a baby

Try’n to hop the Berlin Wall

It’s not that she’s anti-American

Although she shot a mayor at nine

He looked just like the prez on T.V.

My fellow Americans

But didn’t know in '63 he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong?

Does she think I’ll rob her and run?

When I ask her, she gets her gun

And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat»

But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Look at the birds in the sky!

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn’t it wonderful to be alive?

So original in her black lipstick

Listening to some obscure band

But isn’t she pissed that all the other non-conformists

Listen to that same obscure band

That’s okay, she’s helping the environment

By sipping pure water and such

Then she screams

«WE OUGHTTA START THINKIN' ABOUT THE OZONE LAYER!»

While tossing out a styrofoam cup

Does she think this world is all wrong?

Does she think I’ll rob her and run?

When I ask her, she gets her gun

And simply says «Scat boy, scat, scat»

That’s right, whoo

But isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Look at the birds in the sky!

Jehovah made this whole' joint for you, Carolina

So isn’t it wonderful to be alive?

Whoo hoo

The first step to a successful revolution

is destroying all competing revolutionaries.

Real deep shit on her mind

«Let's kill the world, take over everything»

She says «We don’t need politicians, they breed mistrust

Just wait a minute, did you steal my, my purse, purse, purse?»

Whoo hoo

Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Look at the birds in the sky!

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn’t it wonderful to be a-?

Isn’t it a wonderful world, Carolina?

Yeah

Look at the birds in the sky!

My, my, my, my!

Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina

So isn’t it wonderful to be a-?

Huh, isn’t it beautiful to be a-,

Isn’t it wonderful to be alive?

It’s so wonderful, I feel like crying

Crying

Crying

Crying

Crying

Crying

Dying!

Dying!