Austin, TX Blues - Netherfriends, Blake Rules

I love what I do

But everything is so lame

I wish all these kids would stop dressing the same

What the fuck do I know

I make songs and play shows

Livin' in a town where it never ever snows

Man, this town really sucks

All these venues are schmucks

They don’t wanna book rappers

Unless it brings them big bucks

Goddamn this town is lame

Full of fakes

Full of snakes

People who’ll talk all day

And in the end they just flake

Coked up kids dressed in denim vests

I bet you think your local band’s the best

It’s like you practice all the time

But you got no albums online

You ain’t even got a Spotify, bitch

Fuck Austin

Fuck standing in line for 45 minutes for a $ 4 taco

Fuck going outside

And fuck sunshine

Fuck all that shit

And fuck rock bands

Fuck dudes that play guitar

And fuck cheap beer

And fuck girls that fuck dudes that play guitar

And fuck this place

I don’t wanna eat here

Fuck Tinder

And fuck fucking

And fuck people that won’t stop fucking

You fucking weirdos

Go home and listen to your vinyl records and eat kale, or something

Everyone I know is a bar-back

And everyone I know dates a waiter

And everyone I know has a weird ass tattoo

And everybody used to be a skater

And I don’t wanna do no yoga

And I don’t wanna download your app

And I don’t want organic soda

Does anybody here fuckin' listen to rap?

I mean is anybody from here?

Have you ever met anybody from here?

Have you ever seen so many condos in your whole damn life

That were built here in one year?

Everyone i know that was born here is dope as fuck

And everybody else sucks

Fuck sixth street

Go drink at home you fuckin' schmucks

What the fuck

And fuck your fuckin' brewery

And fuck your band

I hope your fuckin' drummer quits

I’m going back home to San Antonio

Man, fuck this place

I’m too old for this shit

I love what I do but everything is so lame

I love what I do but everything is so lame

I love what I do but everything is so lame

I love what I do but everything is so lame