Gary and the Princess - Nerf Herder

Gary and the Princess

Fighting side by side

Battling the darkness

All through the night

She was born in Burbank

He came from New York

The princess rescued Gary

When she fell down from the stars

Short, dark and handsome

Gary hold on tight

Gary found the princess

Now it’s gonna be alright

Gary and the princess

Walking down the street

She’s whacked out on something

And he’s on his leash

See them on the red carpet

And behind the velvet rope

The princess whispers to Gary

«You're my only hope»

Short, dark and handsome

Gary hold on tight

Gary found the princess

Now it’s gonna be alright

It’s gonna be alright

It’s gonna be alright

Gary and the Princess

Soaring through the sky

Until one night her highness

Well she flew too high

Yeah she flew too high

Oh she flew too high

Oh!!!

Send us a postcard

Tell us you’re okay

Now you walk in starlight

So far, far away

Short, dark and handsome

Gary hold on tight

Gary found the princess

Now it’s gonna be alright

It’s gonna be alright

It’s gonna be alright