Won't U Please B Nice - Nellie McKay

If you would sit

Oh so close to me That would be nice

Like it’s supposed to be If you don’t I’ll slit your throat

So won’t you please be nice

If you would hug your arms right around me That would be snug

Like it’s supposed to be If we part I’ll eat your heart

So won’t you please be nice

Oh don’t you love this romancing

Know that it’s your life you’re chancing

Isn’t it nice

Now you’ve married me Sugar and spice

Like it’s supposed to be If you go i’ll get your dough

So won’t you please be nice

Stop with your jazz oratory

I only listen to top forty

N’Sync rules

Isn’t it nice

Together we’ll always live

No sacrifice

We’ll vote conservative

If you run I’ll pull a gun

Give me head or you’ll be dead

Salute the flag or I’ll call you a fag

Oh won’t you please be nice