B.E.A.S.T. - Nekromantix

B, for bad I’m obnoxious, as in, a sexist creep

E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and I just want to sleep

A, for airhead

S, for sucker, you wish, you never had been born

T, stands for terrible, when I’m watching football or downloading porn

BEAST!

Blame god, he is the creator

Leave me alone stop being such a drag

Play game stop being a hater

Nag, nag, nag, nag

Please tell me why o why

You call me a beast when I’m just being a guy

I’m doing the best I can

Yet you call me a beast when I’m just being a man

B, for Brat I’m pestiferous when I’m teasing and annoying as hell

E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig, when my feet smell

A, for awful

S, for sleezebag, when we don’t agree

T, stands for tripping out

Just because I forgot our anniversary

BEAST!

B, for bully I’m tedious, I’m never romantic enough

E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be o so tough

A, for asshole

S, for Slacker, when I forget it’s my turn to clean

T, stands for tosser, when I’m acting like a stupid teen

BEAST!