Less Than Useful - Ned's Atomic Dustbin

I don’t belive what I’m thinking

I’m less than useful

I could take it from someone else

But even I think it’s truthful

I need something my own size

Something that fits me well

Spend so long being serious

When someone could have died for less

Do you want me to smile?

I’ll try

You say I must be in a mess

Well let me guess what you suggest

You want me to smile

Well I’ll try

Do you want me to smile?

Yes, I see what you’re saying

I’m still pretty youthful

I can take it from someone like you

You’ve still got your hands full

But I need someone my own size

Someone that fits me well

If you don’t mind

I’ll keep my thougts to myself

If you don’t mind

You can do the other

So you want me to find a reason

Find a reason

If you don’t find a reason why