Even Steven - Nataly Dawn

If I could get even with steven

I’d sacrifice many other day

To tell all the people who worship his name

All the tales of his merciless ways

It’s sad not a soul would believe them

So think as the web that he spun

But I know the truth of his terrible tales

And maybe the truth will save one

Oh steven, you’re not a man

You’re not even a boy

You’re just one cheating, apple eating heathen

The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy

If I could get even with steven

I’d have 2 stoops of very low

A swift uppercut wouldn’t cut it

I feel so below, yeah on top we must go

I give you a reason for leaving

And tell your insetatious clan

To quit the charades and for once just behave

As the heavenly father commence

Oh steven, you’re not a man

You’re not even a boy

You’re just one cheating, apple eating heathen

The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy

But I can’t get even with steven

I pray dear saint peter to spare

Now one feels the detail of your wretched ways

When you judge for you many affairs

Cause I cringe when I think that you’re thievin

Some poor helpless heart as I speak

But the handsome gets bastards

Are all in god’s grace

Till the craziest wake from their sleep

Oh steven, you’re not a man

You’re not even a boy

You’re just one cheating, apple eating heathen

The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy.