My Defeatist Attitude - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I’m confused

It’s funny

But I’m not amused

I’d fight the system

But what’s the use

It’s fire resistant

And waterproof

I wish it would rain

It blends in

With the hurt and pain

Pretending I’m like

Kurt Cobain

Nothing ventured

Nothing gained

And nothing planned

Your every wish

Is my command

I’ll feed your fish

I’ll hold your hand

Make a fist

And join your band

Come down and see me

And I’ll take you to

The alleyways and avenues

The longitude and latitude

Of my defeatist attitude

I think I’ll stay in bed this week

Sew myself into the sheets

Destroy my health

With beer and sweets

And daytime televisual treats

Come down and see me

And I’ll take you to

The alleyways and avenues

The longitude and latitude

Of my defeatist attitude