Hasa Diga Eebowai - Musical Mania

There isn’t enough food to eat

Hasa Diga Eebowai

People are starving in the street

Hasa Diga Eebowai

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Well, that’s pretty neat!

Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?

Kind of!

We’ve had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

Many young girls here get circumcised

Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)

And so we say up to the sky

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Now you try!

Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky, and list off the

bad things in YOUR life.

Somebody took our luggage away (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

The plane was crowded and the bus was late (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

When the world is getting you down

There’s nobody else to blame (Way oh!)

Raise your middle finger to the sky

And curse his rotten name

Wait, what?

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

(Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

Am I saying that right?

Excuse me, sir, but what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?

Well, let’s see…'Eebowai' means 'God', and 'Hasa Diga' means 'FUCK YOU'.

So I guess in English it would be, «Fuck you, God!»

(Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

What?!!

When God fucks you in the butt (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

Fuck God right back in his cunt (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

(Fuck you, God!)

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

(Fuck you, God!)

Excuse me, sir, but you should really not be saying that.

Things aren’t always

as bad as they seem.

Oh, really?

Well, take this fucking asshole, Mutumbo, here.

He got caught last

week trying to rape a baby.

What?!

Why?

Some people in his tribe believe that having sex with a virgin will cure their

AIDS.

There aren’t many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies.

But… that’s horrible!

I know!

(Hasa Diga Eebowai!)

Here’s the butcher, he has AIDS

Here’s the teacher, she has AIDS

Here’s the doctor, he has AIDS —

Here’s my daughter she has A…

…wonderful disposition!

She’s all I have left in the world

And if either of you lays a hand on her —

I will give you my AIDS!

If you don’t like what we say

Try living here a couple days

Watch all your friends and family die

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Fuck you!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a

Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a

Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a

Fuck you in the eye!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a

Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a

Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a

Hasa — fuck you in the other eye!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Fuck you, fuck you God

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Fuck you, fuck you God

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Fuck you, fuck you God

Hasa Diga!

Fuck you God!

In the cunt!