Cartoon Casualty -

We’re all cartoon casualties

Zombified by our TV screens the violence that we see

Has turned our minds to anarchy

We’re all cartoon casualties

Come on kids you know what I mean

Inexposure to UV’s has turned our skin a sickly green

I got a problem all my friends have gone insane

And this morbid cartoon orchestra is screaming in my brain

I put on my straightjacket but I’m not feeling well

Turn off the lights and slip away to animated hell again

These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN

I’M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND

We’re all cartoon casualties

Bored sex with idle teens we’re Technicolor fiends on caffeine and amphetamines

We’re all cartoon casualties

Brain damaged and diseased we tune in every week to feed our sick dependency

I got a problem all my friends have gone insane

And homi-suicidal thoughts seeming quite inane

I put on my straightjacket but I’m not feeling well

Turn off my brain and slip away to animated hell again

These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN

I’M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND

We’re all cartoon casualties

Scum of humanity suckin' on batteries and havin' Saturday morning fantasies

We’re all cartoon casualties

Unruly and obscene Judy’s parents basement has become a terrifying scene

I got a problem all my friends have gone away

And this sense of utter apathy I fear is hear to stay

I’m in Judy’s basement but it’s not going well

Turn off the lights and slip away to animated hell again

These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN

I’M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND

I got problem I cannot feel my face

My only comfort is the television’s dark embrace

I’m making out with Judy and Laura’s on the phone

And now I’m sitting in my room vacant and alone again

These afternoons that never end the TV’s is my only friend AND THEN

I’M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND