Much Better Than the Rest -

Hello, we’re the One Direction Unicorn Riding Club

Welcome to our musical production

A one,

A two,

A one, two, three, four

First is a guy called Zayn he’s far from vain, he likes his sink

Comes from Bradford-York,

They like to talk, about his quiff

(Nice quiff, Mate)

Next comes Liam Payne,

His hair’s a strain,

He cut it off

Spoons are not his thing, boy can he sing

But can’t eat sushi.

One Direction, we want you to know, we think you are the best

One Direction, we want you to say, you’re better than the rest

Much better than the rest

Harry enchants the girls, as he weaves his curls,

And we all scream

Swallows on his chest, beneath his vest, and sometimes Swift

An Irish local man,

He makes us smile,

And plays guitar

Accidentally swears while they’re on air,

He gets told off

One Direction, we want you to know, we think you are the best

One Direction, we want you to say, you’re better than the rest

Much better than the rest

Louis likes his tea, its plain to see

A Yorkshire lad

Loves to play a prank

118 or Frank

Please don’t call back,

(The number you have dialed is not in service)

One Direction, we want you to know, we think you are the best

One Direction, we want you to say, you’re better than the rest

Much better than the rest

Much better than the rest

Much better than the rest

Much better than the rest

Much better than the rest

Much better than the rest