The Empty Experience - The Mr. T Experience

I want to be real cool

I don’t want to follow the schedule

I want to eat my TV set

I want to smell like aqua net

I want to know the human race

I want to rub it all over my face

Life is such a fucking joke

I want to laugh until I choke

Thought I saw you when I closed my eyes

But it was just an order of fries

Thought I loved you yesterday

But it was just a TV tray

I want to meet the Aspirin lady

I want to talk to Peter Brady

I want to be on my own

I want to be fully grown

I want to be a celebrity

I want to be like Mr. T

Won’t let people fuck with me

Every night on TV