Giselle - Mr Smith

Oh Giselle, can’t you tell that I’m in hell when I see you on that screen

I flick the channel over to Men & Motors, and there you were, you were smiling

back at me

I got you’re number, it was up above ya, and I could text for 85p

Well what a surprise, I came to realise that I was by your side in history

Giselle you and me play horizontally

A meeting at three would do just splendidly

We’ll talk over tea, and you can bring Jolene

Well now I feel inclined to buy your DVD

Oh Giselle

Let me tell you baby I’m in hell when I see you on that screen

In the corner staring back at me with those shag-me eyes you’re my fantasy

I didn’t want to, but I need to write just to tell you what you mean

To all the sad and lonely married men whose wives have gone to sleep

Uh Oh Giselle can’t you tell that I’m in hell when I see you on that screen

I flick the channel over to Men & Motors, and there you were, you were smiling

back at me

Oh Giselle, oh Giselle… Ohhhh Giselle

Let me tell you baby I’m in hell when I see you on that screen

In the corner staring back at me with those shag-me eyes you’re my fantasy

I didn’t want to, but I need to write just to tell you what you mean

To all the sad and lonely married men whose wives have gone to sleep

Wo-oh Giselle can’t you tell that I’m in hell when I see you on that screen

I flick the channel over to Men & Motors, and there you were, and you were

smiling back at me