Baked Beans - Mother Goose

Here’s a little song called

Ice Cream

I was feeling a bit peckish the other day

So I thought that I might have to head around to the ol' Stupidmarket,

to check out the Ice Cream situation

So I headed off ' round the local Stupidmarket

Went through the doors, and there, over to the right, standing next to the Ice

Creams was a real cool lookin' chick

So I thought I might have to just, quietly and casually walk over in her

general direction, and say something classic to her like — Hi There!

So, I casually and inconspicuously wandered over her direction, Stood up to her

and said — Hi there

My name’s Wozzy and I try to write parodies, and put them on the net

And she said «Well, good for you»

So I thought it was about time I used my old line on her, so I got up on my

tip-toes and whispered in her ear

'How about we head back to your place for a scoop of Ice Cream!!!

Never fails, ya know

Mind you — Ive always been a bit of a jack-the-lad with the girls and everything

Anyway, by this time she couldn’t resist my obvoius charms

So she said 'O.K.'

- Big Boy

And she took me out of the Supermarket, down the main street, 'round the corner

and ended up back at her place — we went through the front door,

down the hallway, into the kitchen, where lying on the table right before me

two beady little eyes, was a big carton of rich, creamy

ICE CREAM!!!

YEAH YEAH