Bruces' Philosophers' Song (Monty Python Sings) - Monty Python

Bruces' Philosophers' Song (Monty Python Sings) - Monty Python

Альбом
Monty Python Sings (Again)
Год
2013
Язык
`English`
Длительность
54490

Below is the lyrics of the song Bruces' Philosophers' Song (Monty Python Sings) , artist - Monty Python with translation

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Bruces' Philosophers' Song (Monty Python Sings)

Monty Python

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume

Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away

Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart

«I drink, therefore I am»

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed

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