Fail Hill Zone, Act 1 -

my greener days have come and passed

i long for those simpler days

i used to run so goddamn fast

but now, i’m overcome with malaise.

fuck you, sonicteam.

franchise is in the shitter

fuck you, sonicteam.

it’s goin' down the river

once a posterboy, now a laughingstock

my gallant dash is but a timid walk

once a posterboy, now a laughingstock

futuristic graphics don’t make a game

nor a woodland animal with a gun

your reinvention of me slanders my name

fix your fuckin' camera angles, i want some fun

fuck you, sonicteam.

franchise is in the shitter

fuck you, sonicteam.

sold down the river

bring back the 2-d graphics

nobody likes this cutesy shit

my past was filled with classics

nintendo, i’m beggin' you, please, i need a hit