Weak Handshake - Mongol Horde

You know you’re actually kinda cute

With you halo and your Morrissey t shirt

Scratching round the chicken feathers and dirt

Everybody has to make a living

You know you’re actually kinda cute

Like a child getting to grips with the big words

I’ve got a new one that you might not have heard

You are a fucking charlatan

(not the band)

In the absense of the day of judgement

I will state this for the record now

You are a --- in --- clothing

You also have a weak handshake

And you can dress up like a pig in lipstick

And you can fool the friends and deep down you know (?)

You are a --- in --- clothing

You have a weak fucking handshake

Shed your skin like a snake

Slip it off like a strippers velcro hotpants

Like yesterdays hours and cigarettes

An incovenient opinion

Leave the skin by the roadside???

statue

A memorial dropped off dandruff tribute

It’s actually kind of cute

In the absense of the day of judgement

I will state this for the record now

You are a --- in --- clothing

You also have a weak handshake

And you can dress up like a pig in lipstick

And you can fool the friends and deep down you know (?)

You are a --- in --- clothing

You are weak fucking handshake

Cause here’s the thing

There are certain kinds of things

That just can’t be helped

It’s just the way you were whelped

And is it really fair

To judge a man by his stupid fucking hair

Would you call him out for his beady eyes and his beer gut

No matter how much they might make you wanna throw up

Then you come to the matters of moral agency

The decisions that make you the man that you’re meant to be

The battlements when which you will not be ---

The choices by which you consent to be judged

You made your bed so that you can lie in it???(I have no idea)???

(I have no idea)???

In the absense of the day of judgement

I will state this for the record now

You are a --- in --- clothing

You also have a weak handshake

And you can dress up like a pig in lipstick

And you can fool the friends and deep down you know (?)

You are a --- in --- clothing

You are weak fucking handshake