What Are You Wearing? - Momus

A little sweater, it’s irridescent

It’s got a geometric grid of little squares

My legs are bare

I will describe my underwear

It’s warm against my hair

Soft against my skin

But you can’t come in

Until the pink and yellow duck

That is printed on the front

Begins to smile

(What are you wearing?)

I’ve got a hat on

My shirt is satin

It’s got a picture of a pony in a field

My hair is green today

I’m wearing see through Pierre Cardin

My scent is Paco by Rabanne

My hair is in a bun

My holster holds a gun

I filled it from a tap

My tummy sprang a drip

Your water pistol spilled

Be very careful, someone could get wet

Or someone could get killed

And I’m wearing my heart on my sleeve

I am wearing my wound with pride

I am wearing a smile and nothing at all

Up on the catwalk

Down in the strip club

Up on the catwalk

Down in the strip club

Catwalk (meow!)

Strip club (grrr!)

(What are you wearing?)

I bought a pair of shoes by Jeremy Scott

I threw away the wrapper and I threw away the box

I went to an opening in my new clothes

Serge Comte Post-It Notes

I used to be a hologram, Anagram Sam

I used to be a big Suicide fan

I used to have a wiggle, now I walk like a man

And where it’s at is where I am

(What are you wearing?)

I made this skirt from

A groovy curtain

Somebody ripped out of a pretty bungalow

And in my knickers

There is a flower my mother sewed

My shirt is shiny like a toad

I’m wearing Heidi braids

And aviator shades

I favour flatter shoes

My sailor suit is blue

And if it weren’t for you

I’d take it off and leave it in a heap

Right here in the street

And I’m wearing my heart on my sleeve

I am wearing my wound with pride

I am wearing a smile and nothing at all

Up on the catwalk

Down in the strip club

Up on the catwalk

Down in the strip club

Catwalk (meow!)

Strip club (grrr!)

(What are you wearing?)

I used be a telegram, Hologram Sam

I used to be the walrus, now I’m John

I used to be a wham bam thank you ma’am

I used to be the kitten of all Japan

I come from everywhere I have ever been

Every boy is a king and every girl is a queen

Every girl is a king and every boy is a queen

And where it’s at is where I am

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