Ultra-Loyal Sheepdog - Momus

I’m your ultra-loyal sheepdog

Come on, bear, let’s go for a walk

Let’s chase people, let’s not stop

Let’s bite people, watch them drop

As your foe, I will blur

As I lunge for the jugular

But on your side I go the whole hog

I’m your ultra-loyal sheepdog

Don’t be a bore with feet of clay

Don’t sit staring at a screen all day

As a bear you must bite

Be my friend I’ll see you right

Come on, bear, I need to pee

Let’s be rude to the people we see

Let’s put a great big strawberry shit

On the bench where people sit

Let’s chow down on a big white whale

I’ll have the heart, you have the tail

Friends forever, we can’t fail

I’m your sheepdog ultra-loyal

Don’t be a bear with feet of clay

Don’t sit staring at a screen all day

Bore me stiff and I will bite

Be my friend I’ll see you right

I’m your ultra-loyal sheepdog

If you need anything give me a nod

Bring me a whale in a plastic bag

I’ll chase people till you come back

As your foe I’ll bite and bite

But be my friend I’ll see you right

Say you’ll defend me, always be manly

Dry your tears and don’t be silly

Don’t be a bore with feet of clay

Don’t sit staring at a screen all day

Don’t let people badger you

Stand up for the things I do

I’m your ultra-loyal sheepdog

Yours to love an awful lot

But don’t doublecross me, because you see

Your head is meat to me