The Age of Information - Momus

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now entering

The age of information

It’s perfectly safe

If we all take a few basic precautions

May I make some observations?

Axiom 1 for the world we’ve begun:

Your reputation used to depend on

What you concealed

Now it depends on what you reveal

The age of secretive mandarins who creep on heels of tact

Is dead: we are all players now in the great game of fact instead

So since you can’t keep your cards to your chest

I’d suggest you think a few moves ahead

As one does when playing a game of chess

Axiom 2 to make the world new:

Paranoia’s simply a word for seeing things as they are

Act as you wish to be seen to act

Or leave for some other star

Somebody is prying through your files, probably

Somebody’s hand is in your tin of Netscape magic cookies

But relax:

If you’re an interesting person

Morally good in your acts

You have nothing to fear from facts

Axiom 3 for transparency:

In the age of information the only way to hide facts

Is with interpretations

There is no way to stop the free exchange

Of idle speculations

In the days before communication

Privacy meant staying at home

Sitting in the dark with the curtains shut

Unsure whether to answer the phone

But these are different times, now the bottom line

Is that everyone should prepare to be known

Most of your friends will still like you fine

X said to Y what A said to B

B wrote an E mail and sent it to me

I showed C and C wrote to A:

Flaming world war three

Cut, paste, forward, copy

CC, go with the flow

Our ambition should be to love what we finally know

Or, if it proves unloveable, simply to go

Axiom 4 for this world I adore:

Our loyalties should shift in view according to what we know

And who we are speaking to

Once I was loyal to you, and prepared to be against information

Now I am loyal to information, maybe I’m disloyal to you

My loyalty becomes more complex and cubist

With every new fact I learn

It depends who I’m speaking to

And who they speak to in turn

Axiom 5 for information workers who wish to stay alive:

Supply, never withhold, the information requested

With total disregard for interests personal and vested

Chinese whispers was an analogue game

Where the signal degraded from brain to brain

Digital whispers is the same in reverse

The word we spread gets better, not worse

X said to Y what A said to B

B wrote an E mail and sent it to me

I showed C and C wrote to A:

Flaming world war three

Cut, paste, forward, copy

CC, go with the flow

Our ambition should be to love what we finally know

Or, if it proves unloveable, simply to go