Lardybastard - Momus

The estuary Hitler, a snollygoster

Dicaculous as Janus on a toby mug

Bleak hesternal NIMBY, avuncular of bulge

Pop-eyed as the dwindling

Spotted palmate newt

Macilent and methystine

An acolynth of King Canute

As you prepare to build the Toteninsel

Lardybastard, lardybastard fly away home

To stately seat incendiary, to spiteful heirs undone

Coprolalian stockbroking rapscallion

Diaphotick lightbulb, saprous at the pub

Fulgurating technikrym, gammonhood’s own goblin king

Scoffing your eternal pint of someone else’s blood

Hybristick in your solitude, tolutiloquent and talpine

A Schicklgruber lecertose from Question Time

Lardybastard, lardybastard fly away home

So Hardyesque, so Oliver Cromwellian