I Got It from Agnes - Momus

I love my friends, and they love me

We’re just as close as we can be

And just because we really care

Whatever we get, we share!

I got it from Agnes

She got it from Jim

We all agree it must have been

Louise who gave it to him

She got it from Harry

Who got it from Marie

And everybody knows that Marie

Got it from me

Giles got it from Daphne

She got it from Joan

Who picked it up in County Cork

A-kissin' the Blarney Stone

Pierre gave it to Sheila

Who must have brought it there

He got it from Francois and Jacques

Haha, Lucky Pierre!

Max got it from Edith

Who gets it every spring

She got it from her Daddy

Who just gives her everything

She then gave it to Daniel

Whose spaniel has it now

Our dentist even got it

And we’re still wondering how

Ah, but I got it from Agnes

Or maybe it was Sue

Or Millie or Billie or Gillie or Willie

It doesn’t matter who

It might have been at the club

Or at the pub, or in the loo

And if you will be my friend

Then I might.

.. (Mind you, I said «might»)

Give it to you!