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Feeling like I ate too much again

Like I’m a stupid piece of shit that doesn’t have any friends

The only two things I really can talk to

Are my PlayStation and my dog

Tried eating vegan but I’m a fraud

I don’t know why I’m surprised it’s not odd

For me to be having this much trouble doing something like this right on the

first try

If I work real hard

Maybe I’ll make you see

Through my words and my actions

Exactly just how much you mean to me

(Awww)

You’re always there when I need you

I never have to wait

You always pick up when I call you to complain about our days

I never thought that I could ever be the person who ever found that special

someone

I always figured I’d be smoking weed in front of the tv

Eating shit until my arteries clog and I die

And if this is just a case of puppy love

Then I’m still glad that it’s here

'Cause if I don’t stare too long

It might not ever disappear