She Sends Me - moe.

She thinks of John Travolta on the same day as me

She even likes artichoke hearts like me

She likes corn

Corn on the cob

She eats cornflakes before she goes to her job

Well shes an artist, shes got everything she needs

Shes very modest

Got a bruise on her knee

Shes got a mole on her back

Its hairy and black

Shes got a butt like a pillow and she likes to wear black

Well i wanna be her hero

Wanna be her man

Well i wanna be her lover any way i can

And i wanna be her friend and im doing all i can

Cuz i love her little smiles and all the letters she sends

She sends me

Shes a dopey little girl and her names not nancy

In her own little world her names diane

She likes to play piano

Love to hear her play

She likes to talk to me

I love to hear her say

She loves me a whole freakin lot

She loves me a whole freakin lot

She loves me a whole freakin lot

Oh she loves me a whole freakin lot