Jesus Christ Was an Only Child - Modest Mouse

Well, Jesus Christ was an only child

He went down to the river and he drank and smiled

And his dad was oh-so-mad

Should have insured that planet before it crashed

Working real hard to make internet cash

Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass

I know now what I knew then

But I didn’t know then what I know now

Penny found out as her hair was styled

You should hide your kids while the dogs run wild

Jesus Christ was an only child

He went down to the river and he drank and smiled

And his dad was oh-so-mad

Should have killed that little fucker before he even had

Well, Jesus Christ was an only child

He went down to the river and he drank and smiled

And his dad was oh-so-mad

Should have insured that planet before it crashed

Working real hard to make internet cash

Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass

Penny found out as her hair was styled

You should hide your kids while the dogs run wild

I know now what I knew then

But I didn’t know then what I know now

Well, I know now what I knew then

Yeah, I know now what I knew then

Yeah, I know now what I knew then

But I didn’t know then what I know now