(Untitled) - Mini Skirt

Gumsucker is an old term for a Melbournian

I like that

Is watching «Rugby League» racist?

Probably not

A property pervert, a suburban snake

Some puns about property

Surreal estate

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

A fist-fight at a wedding

«It's not a story, it’s just life,» he said

I read that in the paper

Jet pilots still drive home from work in a car just like me

I like that, for a hard-earned first

My green face and my green chin

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

I’ve been thinking a lot

A lot about nothing

Nothing, nothing