Talk to the Animals - Micky Dolenz

If we could talk to the animals

Just imagine chatting to a chimp in chimpanzee

Imagine talking to a tiger

Chatting to a cheetah

What a neat achievement it would be

If we could talk to the animals

Learn their languages

Maybe take an animal degree

We’d study elephant and eagle

Buffalo and beagle

Alligator, guinea pig, and flea

We would converse in polar bear and python

And we would curse in fluent kangaroo

If people asked us, «Can you speak rhinoceros?»

We’d say, «Of course-erous, can’t you?»

If we conferred with our furry friends, man to animal

Think of all the things we could discuss

If we could walk with the animals

Talk with the animals

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals

And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us

We would converse in polar bear and python

And we would curse in fluent kangaroo

If people asked us, «Can you speak rhinoceros?»

We’d say, «Of course-erous, can’t you?»

If we conferred with our furry friends, man to animal

Think of all the things we could discuss

If we could walk with the animals

Talk with the animals

Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals

And they could squeak and squawk and speak and talk to us