Waiting To Die - Mickey Avalon

It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder

That God must be one sick mother fucker

So I bust a nut in the sky

Spend another day waiting to die

I kick twice the shit

As any german shista flick

I’ll sperm on your perm

Leave cigarettes burns on your tits

It’s Mickey Avalon

All up in your prom

Pissing in the fruit punch with a baby blue tuxido on The dopest rapper this century

I sodomized your father in a federal penitentiary

And on the day I got out

I went to your mother’s house

And slept on the couch

A street walker sending cock for rock

At the flee market trying to hock my watch

I stay on beat

When I work the concrete

Some honeys give me money

And others do my laundry

Mickey Avalon the Kosher salami

For twenty you get Chachi but fourty gets you Fonzie

A motherfuckin’hustler kamikaze

I use to bust tables

but now I sell my body

It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder

That God must be one sick mother fucker

So I bust a nut in the sky

Spend another day waiting to die

Here’s how we gonna do it, for the first time in America,

there is a generation of visionary maniac white mother

country dope beat rock n’roll freaks, who are ready to get down.

I deliver quick with a magic stick

Tragedy subside when honeys rub on it It’s Mickey Avalon

Dick thick as a baton

The illest motherfucker from here to Vietnam

I used to work nights at Hotcock dot com

But then I got fired with my mom logged on

I’m on the run

My dads a bum

I asked my girl if she loved me and she just said «ummm…»

I bust flows that turn nuns to hos

I’ll wake you from your slumber

then shake you out your clothes

There ain’t no other

Late night lover

All upon the track

Like Scatman Crothers

I’ll bust through the shutters

Masked in a rubber

duck tape your mother

And butt rape your brother

Brake down the number

And shake my cucumber

When you’re at home alone

You know my phone number

It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder

That God must be one sick mother fucker

So I bust a nut in the sky

Spent another day waiting to die