Handshakes - Metric

Say you wanna get in

And then you wanna get out

When you get the money

To buy yourself a castle

How will you wear your leisure?

Your zipper back and front

On the fence together

Weekends in leather

Flip to the right

Slip back to the left

For handshakes at the ranch

Small talk at the crossroads

Rubbing up to the ladder

Sucking on every rung

Coming up forever and hanging on

That’s entertainment

When the cameras roll

Can you face the pavement

For a happy dog and pony show?

Everybody loves you, baby

Of course they do

Do you miss me?

I miss you

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work to pay for this car

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work to pay for this car

Buy this car to drive to work

Drive to work to pay for this car

Say you wanna get in

And you’re gonna get out

But you won’t

'Cause it’s a trap