Birthday -

I’m going to smoke some pot

I’m going to drink some beer

Fall off my chair

Yeah, it’s my birthday

I’m going to spill my drink

And slur my words

Embarrass my friends

Yeah, it’s my birthday

I’m going to make a noise

Annoy the neighbours

They owe me a favour

On my birthday-ay-ay-ay

They all say I should be grown up by now

«He's too old to behave like a clown

Even though he’s always been a fool

He’s uncool, he’s uncool»

I’m getting fatter and lazier

Losing my hair but I don’t care

No, it’s my birthday

I got a brand new suit

I got some balloons and a cake

Yeah, it’s my birthday

All my friends are running late

I need some help to celebrate

My birthday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

They all say I should be grown up by now

«Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down

He’s too old to behave like a clown

Even though he’s always been a fool

He’s uncool, he’s uncool»

I’m going to smoke some pot

I’m going to drink some beer

Fall off my chair

Yeah, it’s my birthday

I’m going to make a noise

Annoy the neighbours

They owe me a favour

On my birthday-ay-ay-ay-ay

They all say I should be grown up by now

«Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down

He’s too old to behave like a clown

Even though he’s always been a fool

He’s uncool, he’s uncool»

«Even though he’s always been a fool

He’s uncool, he’s uncool

He’s such a fool, he’s so uncool»