Apocalypso -

Santa Claus is drinking beer

Trying not to worry

Hearing things he don’t want to hear

'Cause he’s in a hurry

Say goodbye

Say goodbye

Now, Santa Claus is drinking gin

And trying not to worry

Stops himself from listening in

'Cause he’s in a hurry

Say goodbye

Say goodbye

Apocalypso

It’s a special dance

Apocalypso

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe

The smile off Santa’s face?

White sheets and bright lights in the sky

Shining through his window

Santa Claus is wondering why

There’s nothing on his radio

It must be time

To say goodbye

Apocalypso

It’s a special dance

Apocalypso

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe

The smile off Santa’s face?

Santa Claus is drinking beer

And trying not to worry

Hearing things he don’t want to hear

'Cause he’s in a hurry

Say goodbye

Say goodbye

Apocalypso

It’s a special dance

Apocalypso

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe

The smile off Santa’s face?

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe

Trying to wipe the smile off Santa’s face?

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe

Trying to wipe the smile off Santa’s face?

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe

Wipe that smile off Santa’s face?

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe

Trying to wipe the smile off Santa’s face?

Wipe the smile off Santa’s face

And burning off his beard

Blow the roof off Santa’s house

And drying all his tears

Blow that smile off Santa’s face

And burning off his beard

Blow the roof off Santa’s house

And drying all his tears

Tears

Tears

Tears

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh