Deep Love - Megan Mullally

You know, until now my life has been nothing but a meaningless world of silly

parties

But I always sensed that something was missing. Love

And I’m not talkin about puppy love either. A one night stand love or

Cheap love. No, what I’m talkin about is-oh, what’s the word I’m looking for-ah,

yes

(sung) Deep love. At last I’ve found deep love

Been searching for deep love, for all of my life. Long love. Incredibley long

Love. A constant and strong love, that rids me of strife. Firm love

A gentle, but firm love. An unyeilding firm love, for this my heart cries

Deep love. At last I’ve found deep love. Now I will keep love forever inside

Aaarrrggghhh!

(giggles) Again? Oh, you’re incouragable, aren’t you, you ol' zipper neck

Hmmm, well alright. Seven always has been my lucky number

Come here you great big hot monster!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

(laughs)

Wh--what? What is it, what is the matter, is it--is it that music? Oh, forget it

That’s just some poor lonely fool blowin his french horn

(monster groans)

Wh--where are you going? You’re walking out on me? Me?!

Oh, you men are all alike

Five or six quick ones and you’re off with the boys to boast and brag

WELL YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!

Oh, I think I love him

(sung) Deep love. At last I found deep love

Now I will keep love deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and

Deeper and deeper forever inside! Forever inside!