Big Red Barn -

Sittin' all along in my big red barn

Entertaing critters that don’t give a darn

Singing for ducks, and geese and chickens

Baying line a hound and playing like

One two three four.

Dickens

Poor little me sittin' in the dusk

Got no one to help me and no one to trust

Sittin' in the shadows yearning for the sun

O nothing nix nill not not even one

Just dust and feathers and

Whines and whethers

Scores of chores,

scores of yokels and bores

Love, s never gone knock

On these barn doors

Poor little me should be sittin by the sea

Noy k-i-s-s-i- n-g

No l-u-v, no fun, fun, fun

Oh, no one to hold tight, not even one

This big ted barn is startin' to lean

But i’m sittin' here rockin'

like a barnyard queen

Roof’s caved in

and the floor’s rotted throug

Just held together with conweb glue

Poor little me sittin' in the dust

Got no one to help me no one to trust

Sittin' in the shadow yearnin' for the sun

Oh nothing nix nil not

Zero zilch none

The big red barn finally fell to the ground

And a pack of wild ducks

quacked all around

Sold the chickens for a ticket

and a brand a brand new bikini

Flew slot with the geese

hope no one seem me

Poor little me sittin' by the sea

Just k-i-s-s-i-n-g

They’re gettin' in line one by one

Oh, he’s next, your done.