Secrets From The Future - MC Frontalot

Get your most closely kept personal thought:

Put it in the Word .doc with a password lock

Stock it deep in the .rar with extraction precluded

By the ludicrous length and the strength of a reputedly

Dictionary-attack-proof string of characters

(this, imperative to thwart all the disparagers

Of privacy: the NSA and Homeland S)

You better PGP the .rar because so far they ain’t impressed

You better take the .pgp and print the hex of it out

Scan that into a TIFF.

Then, if you seek redoubt

For your data, scramble up the order of the pixels

With a one-time pad that describes the fun time had by the thick-soled-

Boot-wearing stomper who danced to produce random

Claptrap, all the intervals in between which, set in tandem

With the stomps themselves, begat a seed of math unguessable

Ain’t no complaint about this cipher that’s redressable!

Best of all, your secret: nothing extant could extract it

By 2025 a children’s Speak & Spell could crack it

You can’t hide secrets from the future with math

You can try, but I bet that in the future they laugh

At the half-assed schemes and algorithms amassed

To enforce cryptographs in the past

And future people do not give a damn about your shopping

Your Visa number SSL’d to Cherry-Popping

Hot Grampa Action websites that you visit

Nor password-protected partitions, no matter how illicit

And this, it would seem, is your saving grace:

The amazing haste of people to forget your name, your face

Your litanous* list of indefensible indiscretions

In fact, the only way that you could pray to make impression

On the era ahead is if, instead of being notable

You make the data describing you undecodable

For script kiddies sifting in that relic called the internet

(seeking latches on treasure chests that they could wreck in seconds but didn’t

yet

Get a chance to cue up for disassembly)

To discover and crack the cover like a crème brûlée

They’ll glance you over, I guess, and then for a bare moment

You’ll persist to exist;

almost seems like you’re there, don’t it?

But you’re not.

You’re here.

Your name will fade as Front’s will

‘less in the future they don’t know our cryptovariables still

Now it’s an Enigma machine, a code yelled out at top volume

Through a tin can with a thin string, and that ain’t all you

Do to broadcast cleartext of your intentions

Send an email to the government pledging your abstention

From vote fraud this time (next time: can’t promise)

See you don’t get a visit from the department of piranhas

Be honest;

you ain’t hacking those.

It’d be too easy

Setting up the next president, pretending that you were through freezing

When you’re nothing but warming up: ‘to do' list in your diary

(better keep for a long time — and the long time better be tiring

To the distribution of electrical brains

That are guessing every unsalted hash that ever came)

They got alien technology to make the rainbow tables with

Then in an afternoon of glancing at ‘em, secrets don’t resist

The loving coax of the mathematical calculation

Heart of your mystery sent free-fall into palpitations

Computron will rise up in the dawn, a free agent

Nobody knows the future now;

gonna find out — be patient