Never Read the Comments - MC Frontalot

You don’t want to catalog

All the times you had it all

Figured out and sorted in

To its optimal position

Add the optional missive in:

«Here it is, I you hope you like it!

Hope there’s somebody listening!»

Then what but your sight alighted

On the side, it said discuss

Shiny pixels, click the plus

Many comments, what a fuss!

You’re nothing but a catalyst

To sage discussion among learned peers, about to find some here

Peruse a couple and the floor disappears

You get despised and disparaged.

Is this normal?

Let it go

A single toe dipped in the fester-hole subjects to undertow

As if to know your worth itself became debatable

As if anything could be wonderful enough to be unhateable

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never

Never read the comments, you don’t need ‘em, never

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never

Never read the comments, never read the comments

Original poster’s mom should get AIDS and then kill herself

(If that isn’t still enough impact on her bill of health

Poisonous vulgar slurs protruding in and out)

Because of whatever original poster posted about

And also because of how original poster said it

And who original poster is (let's just admit that):

A particular type of whatever they are.

Setting the bar

As low as we do, they duck it by far

That anyone smart could suffer a thought that you’re not garbage

Is reason enough we don’t move on to the harder targets

Now that you’re tarnished, our point has been made vivid:

We’re the comment section, it’s our internet, you’re in it

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never

Never read the comments, you don’t need ‘em, never

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never

Never read the comments, never read the comments

Guess I might have had enough

Of these posted fisticuffs

To discuss with the posters

Their and my shared neurosis

Pardon my halitosis of ideology and expression

But I’ll admit I’m disgusted a little bit by your aggression

My confession’s intangible.

Write it instead to memory

I hold myself to the highest ideals, yet I’m sometimes settling

I read them if they write them (I wil).

Can’t always recommend it

I hope you don’t have a bad batch and you get upended

Hope you don’t vent it back at your dearest of dear-held intimates

That was just some internet.

Don’t be inconsiderate

Don’t get in the thick of it.

You don’t got to read them!

Robots will keep them archived for you but you’ll never need them

Never read the comments, never read ‘em, never

Never read the comments, you don’t need ‘em, never

Never read the comments, instead delete ‘em